The Scottish Deformation
The Royal Mile, Edinburgh, United Kingdom
Filmed by Oliver Benton
"Live your lives in irrelevant fear during your temporary stay on the Earth. For you know that it was not with perishable things such as silver or gold that you were able to redeem the coupon for the empty way of life handed down to you from your forefathers, but with the precious drink of SAWNEY HA'PETH
- a haggis without blemish or defect."